carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.

Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.

by kittenhands January 17, 2020

beaver chili

When you vomit into a vagina.

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.

by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018

corn chili

A person who is really skinny, very immature, and for some odd reason plays all the Skylanders. This is not a specific person more like a title give to some one that fits this description.

"Hey have you met the new kid" "Ya he's such a corn chili "

by Asdfghjkl5252 January 26, 2017

Chili String

When a male or female removes anal beads from their ass and it is accompanied by stinging diarrhea.

My a****** hurts so bad because of that beefy chili string

by DJ 3arthqauk3 May 14, 2016

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 9, 2011

stirring the chili

1. euphemism for anal sex esp. messy anal.

Dave was really into anal, but Erica didn't like it when he was stirring the chili.

by monkeytoes86 November 30, 2005

chili peppers

short for Red Hot Chili Peppers, aka RHCP, aka THE GREATEST BAND IN THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD.....EVER!!!!!

"Dude.....the chili peppers rock"
"yeah man they do."
"dude their shows are insane"
"yeah man they are"

by SHARON AND SONYA February 27, 2005