homestyle chili

Kicking back and relaxing at your place of residence.

"Yo shitdick, you hittin' up the bars later?"
"Nah, you poo pusher, I'm homestyle chili tonight".

by bigfnmike July 15, 2010

Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

by Bigboolin May 17, 2019

Squeeze Chili

Diahrrea; The Runs

“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.

by Kenny Login December 05, 2016

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 09, 2011

stirring the chili

1. euphemism for anal sex esp. messy anal.

Dave was really into anal, but Erica didn't like it when he was stirring the chili.

by monkeytoes86 November 28, 2005

chili peppers

short for Red Hot Chili Peppers, aka RHCP, aka THE GREATEST BAND IN THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD.....EVER!!!!!

"Dude.....the chili peppers rock"
"yeah man they do."
"dude their shows are insane"
"yeah man they are"

by SHARON AND SONYA February 28, 2005