Dirty Chance

While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass

I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room like Superman, trotting and giggling.

by LØRĐCHÅNŤŞ February 26, 2019

a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode

From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"

by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009

Allix Chan

A man who is completely alone in the word with only his love for fitness as his company. He has many accents and steals peoples patter. Although he is many of these things he does have fit abs.

Girl: wow, did you see this guy i just met? he has amazing abs and lots of accents.

Girl: he must totally be an allix chan then.

by goodwanclyde February 18, 2010

no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

Austin Chan

literally asian jesus

It's Austin Chan, connoisseur of long wangs.

by TheGuy985 January 4, 2019

Smackie Chan

This term is used to express pleasure when eating, and can be used instead of *chef’s kiss*

“Try the pizza! It’s smackie chan!”

by areohseawhy December 10, 2019

baka chan

SUSSY BAKA CHAN UR MINE OMG U SENPAI UWU BAKA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

b-b-b-baka chan! r-r-right there!

by sussy baka chan April 30, 2021