When you're about to finish inside of a female and tell her "THE CONDOM BROKE!!" But it really didn't, and then you pick her up and do a front-flip, slamming her onto her back.
Yamari: "Bro I just saw a video of some dude giving a girl an Alaskan Chainsaw."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."
by locotard November 29, 2022
Get the Alaskan Chainsaw mug.If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.
Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.
by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023
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by reedradd x February 18, 2009
Get the texas chainsaw massacre (remake) mug.A popular phrase used to describe how someone defeated and/or humiliated someone in a verbal or physical conflict. Similar to "kicked his/her ass".
1. "Some ass hole was lookin' for a fight, so I straight up put that pussy on the chainwax!"
2. "Some dude wanted to 1v1 me. I put that pussy on the chainwax."
2. "Some dude wanted to 1v1 me. I put that pussy on the chainwax."
by Infininini December 21, 2013
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When your about to cum in her mouth, grab a fistful of hair on the top off her head and pinch her nose with the other hand and move her head back and forth.
When your about to cum in her mouth, grab a fistful of hair on the top off her head and pinch her nose with the other hand and move her head back and forth.
by Chainsaw_lamymg December 22, 2009
Get the chainsaw mug.When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.
Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018
Get the texas chainsaw massacre mug.If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018
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