crevice

a person who is an asshole

my dad is a crevice

by TEK312 August 12, 2010

civic

a model of automobile under the Honda Co. Also known as a piece of shit.

"Whats that in the jon?"
"Its a civic"

by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Civic

gay cars for people who don't want to take the time to trick out a real car like a supra, skyline, 3000gt vr4, Eclipse, mustang, camero just to name a few. For as much money as thoes stupid people put into their gay civic just to make them able to beat a go-cart, they could take all that money and buy a realy nice car that is probably faster stock than their tricked out civic with 10k + in mods. A civic is a very cheap car that can be run on rice, has 90 to about 100 hp if even that. When someone trickes out a civic they take an allready gay car and make it even more gay. Why would anyone want to put a muffler on a car that makes it sound like it is farting, that shure does not intimidate anyone. THE ONLY THING civics ARE GOOD FOR IS MAKING FUN OF THEM.

1. My lug nuts require more torque than your civic produces.

2. Racing a civic is like winning in the special olympics even if you win you are still retarded.

3. My car beat a civic in reverse, and the civic was in drive. (this realy happened)

by Patrick Gnam May 18, 2005

crevice juice [crack sap]

liquid (often viscuous) excuded around the region from the scrotum to the rectum; especially prominent when much clothing is worn and sweaty tasks are performed.

When I wear all my snowboard gear, my weenie usually swims in a pond of crevice juice crack sap by the end of the day.

by Sandro 'Merecumbé' Trunz December 30, 2008

devil's crevice

the space between a one's genitals and their inner thigh

My girlfriend licked my devil's crevice.

Wow, my devil's crevice is sweaty today.

by William Finney May 16, 2007

civic

a not-so-cheap car anymore
upping the price so all the little rich kids get them,
and look like hot shit. new models (2007+) are looking a lot better,
compared to the piece of ass they used to have.
finally they arent getting the reputation for being the shit whole they used to be.

yo my new civic is for once classy! who would of thunk it!?

by cb holla January 13, 2008

honda civic

the best compact sedan ever been created by humans. costs less than 20k, runs great, comfy, and kicks the ass out of a ferrari, lamborghini, or corolla

i got a honda civic for 15k, and it has been running great since 1990. my stupid friend got a bmw, and then engine broke after 1 day

by honda civic October 16, 2006