Cellphone

When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.

"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.

by Ricky Red Pants August 6, 2010

Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010

Cellphone popo

The coworkers at your job that take it upon themselves to prosecute those who do not abide by the no-cellphone policy.

Amy, the chief of cellphone popo busted me red handed last night. Im just waiting for my pink slip.

by omegastrike June 8, 2011

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

Cellphone

Something Drakes ex used when she needed his love

You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love

by Holographicxflower May 5, 2016

Cellphone

A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds

My cellphone ate me

by svefonia March 6, 2017

Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013