Fart Catcher

A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.

That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!

by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008

Catchet Track

Catchet Track "kâht-chêt" (noun): A catchy ratchet song. Usually a ratchet is on the hook of the song. A song wherein one cannot undoubtedly deny that the song is tasteless, repetitive, and has a blatant disregard for the integrity of women...yet they will still shake their asses in the club just because it has a catchy tune.

(See urban dictionary for ratchet).

Ex: Uncle Luke made most of the Catchet Tracks of the 90's. Make It Rain by Travis Porter is an example of a Catchet Track for 2011.

by SoulLoop March 30, 2011

spaff catchers

tits, boobies, chesticles. devices worn on the front of a lady to catch manspaff.

I spaffed all over your spaff catchers

by bloke no.1 June 15, 2008

Fairy Catcher

A female who enjoys the company of homosexual males. Typically has one ,or more, on hand at all times.

"Did you see Candace's new friend Greg?"
"Yeah, she's such a fairy catcher."

by Nikaila=] January 3, 2009

poop catcher

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

by thefashionpolice May 12, 2011

dove catcher

when a sexy african man lures a white women into leaving her man

"damn snoop you cuaght yourself a nice dove"
" he only dates white women, what a lucky dove catcher"

by Zoe go jo October 13, 2007

dream catcher

a rag, cloth, shirt, or something of the sort used to catch your skeet after you beat off

"I always use a dream catcher, I don't want my bed to get all nasty."

by mafoo December 7, 2004