carl mygind

'''Carl Mygind''' was a Norwegian Primatologist, mostly known for his controversial studies on the orangutan's sexual behaviours. Little is known about Mygind because he lived a big part of his life among apes in Malaysia. The main controversy around his work was caused by his book named simply " The Orangutan's Sexual Behaviours". In this book, a whole chapter was devoted to " The sexual encounter between apes and men". In this part of the book, Mygind describes several sexual acts that he performed with male and female oranguntans. Carl Mygind got AIDS exactly 100 years after his birth. Some say he is the origin to the famous myth that HIV can be "created" from ape/human intercourse.

carl mygind - i got aids

jon - OMG you boned a monkey

by carlocarl October 1, 2007

Carl Sagan

Carl Sagan is a man who studies the cosmos. He is not a priest...
His videos can most commonly be watched in Mr. Kruse's science classroom.

Carl Sagan is a beast. If he wasn't dead I would marry him and we would travel the cosmos together.

by Lorlenks May 25, 2009

carl grimes

A super hot badass from the walking dead. He is mature, loyal and very kind... does things that need to be done; even if the gun has to be used...

'Carl Grimes Dad, you can't keep me from it.
Rick Grimes From what?
Carl Grimes From what always happens.

by bubblegumgurl December 29, 2013

carl organ

a fat ass nigga thats weak at hooping

Dont ever be a Carl Organ

by David Mcgruff September 13, 2013

sloppy carl

when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it.

i totally fucking sloppy carled parry last night because she wouldnt pass the salt.

by brady and prez June 28, 2006

Carl Wheezer

The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...

Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.

by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021

riding carl

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing

Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl

by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019