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he is a massive cunt with a 2 inch cock and almost parasite like personality he doesn't feel guilt he only cares for himself and his survival
wow that guy just ate a dog because he was hungry must have been a carl
by fiskerlars2 September 21, 2022
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by Epic.coolguy42 July 26, 2023
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Carl

Carl is a pejorative term used as slang for a man perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what they should. Examples of what they love doing can be demanding to "speak to the manager", pushing their opinion when it’s not needed or being racist against any of the human “races”.
Carl is pushing his opinion on us again.
Carl just love talking doesn’t he?
by Carlinthe May 19, 2023
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the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.

basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
by the silliest girl October 16, 2023
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he is a frog, and he is f***** retarded.
Go watch the Carl show.
by jerjawzplayz December 14, 2023
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fucking carl
Fucking Carl
by Inquisitive Walnut December 6, 2024
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Someone who never buys a pint, always moans about their bad shoulder, has a shitty neighbour and always complains their darts slip out their hands
by Bigronnysniffer February 6, 2024
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