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Captin Lizzie

When you sing the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune and stick the whole of your forearm plus your fist up their bum hole and go ARGHH!
person 1: *sings theme tune*
person 2: dude, why you singing that?
person 1: *captin lizzies*
person 2: OUCH MAN THAT HURT
person 1: lol
person 2: * is in immense pain*
person 1: lol
by Mintperson August 6, 2011
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Captivity Document

I'm not a bachelor, dawg, I've got captivity document to prove it.
by YapMicronesia September 22, 2011
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Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.
John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.
by thisisntme March 26, 2012
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Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.
Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014
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Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
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captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.
captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.
by Dave skylark February 18, 2015
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caput lupinum

A gang that was formed in the late 90's in North Carolina. That has members in South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia. The official colors are orange and black. And the symbols is a howling wolf head.
Caput lupinum is a gang.
by hsiri April 11, 2016
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