Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.

Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.

by acs26 September 04, 2012

Tag Candy

Tag Candy refers to Guilds in online games that do absolutely nothing, but have a sweet name.

iCow: Welcome to our guild. Notice its not Tag Candy. You either participate or get kicked.

by Blinkster99 August 13, 2010

Mind Candy

Provides mental stimulation through visual and/or audible sensations. Which, when combined with other stimuli, such as at a music concert, can invoke feelings of euphoria and energy that otherwise are only reachable through mind altering chemicals.

Chris Houser (guitarist for The Werks) is such mind candy! I can watch him all night!

by topnomi April 16, 2015

candy flush

The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.

Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!

by WSoP class of 2014 October 22, 2013

Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.

Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.

by Locdonan October 26, 2011

candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.

John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.

by ha haaa December 08, 2014

candy flipping

when lsd or acid, is combined with mdma or extascy.

for a unique high, try candy flipping.

by [e-mail] May 18, 2006