cancakes

When a guy finishes on a girl's chest and it dries overnight.

My girlfriend always asks me to give her breakfast in bed so I set it up so she could have cancakes in the morning.

by ryanSCOTT June 18, 2011

cancer cunt

The most massive of the cunts of the carcinogenic variety. More immense than even the cuntox, and cancer toxic too.

"You look glum, what's up?"
"It's those fucking cancer cunts again, nausing up my life"

by Superhero #1 April 1, 2009

Cancerian

their zodiac sign is Cancer. they are the sweetest, will love you to the absolute fullest, will beat your ass if they have to, kind af, the best friend, a popular loner, likes their feelings, probably has social anxiety since their not use to being around people. Their dads are usually Scorpios and their most compatible with Capricorns.

The funny thing is Capricorn and Cancers are the middle of the years. So it likes to go likes that. Because end of June is Cancer and the end of December is Capricorn which is 6 months apart. So a Gemini would probably go with a Scorpio! Also, they are the Cancer and Capricorn line on earth thingy

Guy 1: Do you like *insert name*?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, she's so kind, my girl bestfriend and is so cute and sensitive
Guy 1: Really? Her zodiac sign must be Cancer. You don't get many boy cancers.
Guy 2: A Cancerian! I'm a Capricorn

Guy 1: Dude, you and your 'best friend' are the utmost compatible

by theroadmaninmysnap June 3, 2020

cancer cock

n./ Cigarette. Equivalent to sucking on a carcinogenic cock.

"Enjoy sucking on your cancer cocks!"

cancer dick cancer stick smokes smokie treat coffin nails st

by diabolusmalus July 15, 2009

a cancer

cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.

i lost her .. shoulda never fw a cancer

by badass bitch 😽 June 26, 2020

Cancer

Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.

Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.

You:..............

Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

by Expatriot September 3, 2004

Cancelled

You are over with. Done for. No redemption. Be gone.

Nah, that white girl on Tik Tok who said the 'n' word, she's CANCELLED!

by Drip_No._Slip April 28, 2020