calorie

a mythical unit that is used to make people think they will get fat from eating certain foods.

a 1"x1"x1" piece of cheese cake has 690 calories which makes you a fatass if you eat it, but an entire bowl of salad has 6.9 calories which makes you a healthy eater; thus the reason why its a myth.

by LTG Huntoon March 15, 2011

Calgon

Calgon, a very nice person that owns a popular GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server. He's a expert pawno scripter and a server runner. There's no one that can match his abilities. Calgon is a very popular person in the GTA:SA:MP world. Tons of people know who he is and worship him for it. You can't play on a GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server without hearing about him or his wonderful Roleplay server.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that guy Calgon?
Guy 2: Ya man he owns that wicked GTA:SA:MP server.
Guy 1: Yeah the server is called "Vortex Roleplay"(VX:RP).

by Len_Kagamine(dilldb) December 19, 2009

Callo

One of Rallo descent who calls (sees) every bet placed in a Texas Hold em poker game, no matter what cards he holds in his hand.

<i> Callo </i> called my bet with a 3 high!

by Ryan Weiss October 22, 2004

zero calorie dinner

When your dinner passes right through your body, causing the runs, or the shits. Providing your body with no nutrion and zero calories.

Man that steak isn't agreeing with me, looks like I'm having a zero calorie dinner tonight.

I was on the can all night, had a nother zero calorie dinner.

by crowman943 September 13, 2011

Calhoon

Pass Gas, Rip One, Fart, Flatulance, Cut the Cheese, Stepped on a Mouse, Rip one loose

He bent over to tie his shoe and ripped a stinky calhoon.

by Mr. & Mrs. Poppins September 28, 2006

calmong

A state of randomness and disaray. When things are not going as they should it is a state of calmong.

The date with Terra was a complete calmong.

by Anni April 5, 2004

CALIOCTATION

Acting as if one is in a "California" state of mind.

"They are so misled in their calioctation; you can always tell the wannabes".

by TICOR January 9, 2009