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cappuccino calling

Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.
Disregard the message I left you last night, I was just cappuccino calling.
by sknewhouse June 2, 2008
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Calling Card

A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.
"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."
by SilvrDollr May 29, 2008
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I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.
(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."
by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007
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calling card

A way of leaving a sign that someone was in a certain place by expelling a flatulent odor from one's body.
Whew, Anthony! What died in here?

It smells like Mancini left us his Calling Card
by Mizzle Slizzle November 23, 2004
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Cock Calling

Similar to Butt Dialing except it truly explains the phenomenon when the cell phone is not in your back pocket but your front pocket instead.
Pam: "Hello?"
Sam's phone: "*buzz* *random noise*"
Pam: "Sam! You are cock calling me!"
by ShwStppnActr June 28, 2010
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Calling Card

When a girl asks you to write your number down after you've slept over her place following a 1 night stand. However, the only thing your note says is "I win."
So I wake up next to this land beast and she hassles me on how she wants to see me again, so I left her the calling card on my way out.
by sherlock140 April 30, 2009
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London Calling

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
Except for the ring of the truncheon thing
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I live by the river
London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don't want to shout
But while we were talking, I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I, I live by the river
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I, I live by the river
Now get this
London calling, yes, I was there, too
And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
I never felt so much alike, alike, alike, alike
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
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