crisps smith

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok

me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’

by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023

Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisp

When the vibe feels forced, emotionally dim or literally dim yellow lighting.

Or bright warehouse LED lighting where you can see you and everyone else’s entire face at such a deep level.

Distasteful action
Overall: when someone’s/somethings gotta clipped / forced energy / look / vibe / character

When a noise or song has a satisfying delivery

Raven: this yellow lighting is making me feel dehydrated when I’m not

Talia: that is crisp

Raven: *toes near talias face*
Talia: …*silently screaming outloud* youre …criissppp.

Talia: Walmart everything looks crisp

Raven: don’t look at me when we’re in Walmart

*sick boom chuggy bass line*

Talia: that’s sounded so good it was crisp to a t.

by Robinhoodparty November 4, 2023

Sweet as a crisp

Bloody sweet, like a crisp..

That sofa is sweet mate. Sweet as a crisp!!

by Weather Man Marto June 30, 2018

Crisping

Expressing a lack of style, or looking like a communist social worker.

"Damn bruv! You copping those new cargo shorts? They do be crisping tho!

by Biggus Digkus April 12, 2022

Miami crisp

Weed prownies laced with cocaine

Yoooo you didn’t tell me these were Miami crisp.

by Knbc August 8, 2018