beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.

Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless

by nishi06 July 12, 2011

convictions

Things people believe in.

She was always putting people's convictions to the test, but was the kind of person that would still say that they were the ones testing her. She had no sense of what was to be held sacred, since she held nothing sacred, that was probably why (that way you didn't have to ask about a nonexistant reason).

by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022

Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

medical condition

The "ultimate" bu**s**t excuse for unfairly getting out of an obligation/responsibility that the rest of us "normal" people have to practice/endure in everyday life.

Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.

"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

air conditioning

noun, a system where one "Climategate" troll fans another "Climategate" troll on a website's comment board.

"No one will ever make a solar panel that can power an house's air conditioning system!"
"FANNED - These Crap & Trade hippies never think about that!!!

by ErnestineBass April 30, 2011

perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

by bevanp May 8, 2010