cunting

Being cunning to such a high level that the cunning individual is also being a cunt.

"Seth is so cunting," April said, "He stole Jack's seat on the board AND got him kicked out of his parking space."

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

by dave January 9, 2004

Couting

Everyone knows what couting is because it's just one of those things everyone knows. It's basic knowledge.

Jeff: What's couting?
Mike: You know what it is.
Jeff: No I don't.
Mike: Yes you do, just think everyone does.

by Non-couting July 27, 2011

cow cunting

To thrust your head within a cow's vagina whilst drunk, as opposed to the more popular and accepted practice of cow tipping

"Dude, Jason was so wasted last night, he went into the field and did some cow cunting"

by Steve Jerwin July 30, 2008

Cunting

Verb: When one or more males take part in a 'cunt hunt'; all intentions and actions of the male at this point in time are focused on obtaining sexual intercourse with a female.

A Strayan tradition that often takes place in accordance with copious amounts of alcohol consumption supported by male peer pressure and socializing.

'The great Strayan cunt hunt'

"Hey mate, lets smash some beers with the boys and go 'cunting' tonight."

by Straya Mate December 18, 2012

cunting

Like bitching but more so.

I think Mark has sand in his vagina, he hasn't stopped cunting all fucking day.

by Joe November 16, 2003

cunting

To gather with your male companions and engage in the pursuit of sexual intercourse with members of the opposite sex.

"Hey Jon! Let's get fucked up and go cunting tonight!"

by Matt and Jon July 20, 2007