coklahoma

1. A drug addict from Oklahoma.
2. A person who does drugs only when in Oklahoma.

"Hey, did you meet that girl Melissa at the frat party? She's cool; she's from Tulsa."
"Dude, no way, she's totally Coklahoma."

by speaklouderthan April 28, 2007

Cockless Fadger

A person with no phallous whom is forced to fadge.
Derogatory, shouted loudly in an insult contest to counter such painful insults such as "Your Mum" and "Your Face"

You cockless fadger!
Hey did you hear steve kirby is a cockless fadger?!
Your mum's a cockless fadger from hell and she licks small children.

by Muffinator September 23, 2005

cockle

The wobbly fat hanging from ones chin be it an animal or human.

Woah dude did you see that chicks ass.
Nahh man I wouldn't she's got a cockle
Ahh, gross!!

by MizzGrawr March 1, 2011

cockleech

david horseman

david horseman is bill clintons cockleech

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Cockle

When someone ejaculates down another persons throat, and when they laugh, it crackles because of the semen in her/his throat.

Dude my girlfriend was giving me oral then I jizzed in her throat and she had a major cockle.

by MegaQueef December 21, 2009

chookle

what my 5 year old cousin calls his penis.

"After I go to the toilet, I wipe my chookle!"

by Leif Erickson April 11, 2008

Coakleyed

When a candidate for public office calls herself a huge fan of the much-beloved local sports team, and then gives a radio interview where she states that a celebrated hero alumnus of the aforementioned team is a fan of the bitterly-hated rivalry team, thus costing herself countless votes from people who don't feel she's a true Masshole.

She really Coakleyed that election beyond any possible recovery when she called Curt Schilling a Yankees fan. She may be from Pittsfield, which is at the opposite end of the state from Boston, but that's no excuse . . . d'oh!

by klopek007 January 31, 2010