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canned heat

Canned heat is a "alcoholic beverage" made from straining alcohol from Sterno. A liquid containing methanol (used to cook food with)

- Warning, drinking canned heat is extremely dangerous, it can easily kill you.
Wuz up dude?
..I'm on my way to a funeral, dog.
Fred drank some canned heat on friday and now he's on the wrong side of the grass.
by stratdude61 April 10, 2009
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Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.
Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.

John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!
by Van Wampler February 25, 2008
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Connell

A top bloke who everyone wants to talk to and share their problems with. Easy going and always positive and laughing. Girls swoon for him and think he is extremely cute!
He is such a connell!
Look at that connell.
by Four Seasons October 4, 2012
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Rainbow Connection

An option when a terry tries to get extra froggy. You use a boxcutter. (Key and Peele)
by Terries May 3, 2016
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Cannella

Deriving from the Italian for "Cinnamon". It is also a Sicilian surname, deriving from the Prizzi region in Palermo, Sicilia.

A very powerful surname it is.
Fortune 500 employer: "I see that you're a Cannella."

The Cannella: "Yes Sir."

Fortune 500 employer: "You're hired."
by SPQR1 August 3, 2009
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Shit-canned

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!
by Luckyfindz December 22, 2008
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Connecticut BD^2

A lady with a camel toe (CT(Connecticut)) Bubble But (B^2) and Double D titays (D^2).
Damn that bitch at Christy's Cafe has a Connecticut BD^2.
by Desinflate December 28, 2004
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