Proper Cocktail

A beverage made for the toppest of producers. You can see whose earned one from a mile away.

Jim: I just had a monster day at work I think I’m in the need for a proper cocktail!

Larry: I second that!

by Breadmaker45688 July 1, 2022

cloaca cocktail

a very delicious cocktail, usually made in South America.

I went Brazil and had the best cloaca cocktail.

by snicko May 10, 2022

cloaca cocktail

A cocktail mainly found in South America.

I had a really good cloaca cocktail in Brazil.

by snicko May 10, 2022

Cocktail Party

When a group of at least 4 males masturbate to ejaculation into a wine glass, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or passed out (drunk) females face at a party. Usually a passive aggressive way to settle a score.

Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..

Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng?

Both: Cocktail Party!!!

by C0kt@l3 w8tr December 15, 2012

Hungarian Cocktail

Involves watching a sporting event, consuming alcohol, and receiving a blowjob, at the same time.

I was watching the game when the wifey brought over a beer and gave me a Hungarian Cocktail.

by Man_of_Troy November 23, 2010

ass cocktail

When a guy cum inside the girl ass, her friend eat the load from her ass.

Thanks, that ass cocktail was delicious. Can I lick out some more.

by SilverBull June 17, 2018

Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.

Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'

by Erodon November 9, 2012