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Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.
Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.
by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019
mugGet the Chili's Abortionmug.

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.
Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.
by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021
mugGet the chili probationmug.

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.
My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.
by Kenny Login December 4, 2016
mugGet the Cooch Chilimug.

Chili dog

When you’re doing anal and get shit on your dick
Shit, now I have a chili dog
by TheRealestDicker May 9, 2019
mugGet the Chili dogmug.

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.
You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"
by Arashiin October 9, 2011
mugGet the chili ringmug.

stirring the chili

Dave was really into anal, but Erica didn't like it when he was stirring the chili.
by monkeytoes86 November 30, 2005
mugGet the stirring the chilimug.

chili peppers

short for Red Hot Chili Peppers, aka RHCP, aka THE GREATEST BAND IN THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD.....EVER!!!!!
"Dude.....the chili peppers rock"
"yeah man they do."
"dude their shows are insane"
"yeah man they are"
by SHARON AND SONYA February 27, 2005
mugGet the chili peppersmug.

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