Black Catter

The annoying person in every group who insists that whatever you have that is really cool or awesome, they have something that is better. If you say you have a cat that is totally black, they will tell you that they have a cat that is WAY blacker. This person will be lying, and will never be able to produce this amazing thing that they own

You: I just got a new iPhone, it is pretty sweet
Black Catter: Oh yeah? Well I just picked up the new iPhone touch nano.
You: Oh? I never heard of it. Lets see it.
Black Catter: I left it at home. I don't bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place I keep it locked in a safe

by GhotiCatcher October 20, 2009

Hump-Catting

While drinking an uncomfortable ammount of Powerthirst (or any other energy beverage with a gratuidious ammount of energy), you may experiance hump-catting, also known as shooting a large jungle cat from your lower abdomen. You must scream at an obnoxious level while doing this.

It also can be used as hump-catted, and hump-catatiousness.

When Jean chugged the can of Pepsi,he started hump-catting Mark in the face.

by Leon Sinclaire April 18, 2009

hernan cattaneo

South American house dj who became famous after playing at Clubland Pacha in Buenos Aires alongside the world's most renown djs. He then began touring around the world on his own playing almost 200 shows yearly winning audiences over with his unique sound.

Hernan Cattaneo absolutely blew the roof off the club last night when he played Pryda - Aftermath.

by Sweepa August 4, 2007

Black-catting

When a person expresses themselves and another, over rules what they are saying. This shows their lack of sympathy and empathy towards anyone but themselves. They are degrading the first person as if what they are saying is pointless. As shown in the example, the second person does not care for the first persons opinion, but only want to reflect their own achievements, by Black-cating others.

Person 1: I have so much pain in my lower back...
Person 2: Yea the pain in my back is really killing me.

The second person doesnt care for what the first person sed, and is trying to outdo, and in turn is Black-catting him/her

by Ashlee =] May 16, 2008

Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

cattle

Large portion of people living in the United States who are overweight and have similar lifestyles. Cattle can be identified as eating fast foods, processed foods, not exercising, or justifying eating a high calorie meal by ordering a "diet soda". Cattle hobbies include watching TV, playing video games, and never going outside. Cattle are wasteful of all resources for example leaving their 3 large screen TVs on 24/7 and not recycling their trash. Cattle are extreme consumers and love to buy vehicles and useless products. Cattle teach their children how to grow up to be cattle by sitting them in front of some kind of video screen at very early ages. Cattle children are all overweight and have asthma from never going outside and playing. Cattle justify this atrocity by claiming that outside is dangerous for children and they will get hurt. Cattle all have jobs where they have to clock in and work set hours. They are not intelligent or motivated enough to work for themselves. Cattle are the bread and butter for the US Government. They supply the government with the majority of all money collected in taxes. Cattle have bad habits like smoking and drinking. This is even more revenue for the US Government. Cattle are frustrated with their lives and in order to feel human or free they tend to break minor laws with the state they are living in. When caught, revenue from fines pay raises, bonuses, and buy new high performance undercover vehicles for local and state police departments.

"Diet soda is on the fast food drive-thru menu to make the cattle feel healthy." "Cattle never have time to exercise, because all their extra time is allotted to watching TV or video games."

by rarelyobscure September 14, 2013

Cattywompus

To be all helter skelter and askew. Not functioning on all cylinders, or just plain strange.

Ryan: I crashed my car and it still drove!
Gabe: oh, sweet. It actually drove normal.
Ryan: Nah, it was all cattywompus like!

by vermont techie June 3, 2009