The Carol's Primus Project

aka the CPP



A secret project at which no further explanation can be divulged


yet

"gentlemen, CPP has reached phase 3"

The Carol's Primus Project by CPP commander February 2, 2004

chem carol 

bitch

Hey you got a 65% on ur chemistry lab. but dont worry, life will be all better and letz do the next lab. Don't worry about it. Just relax. I hate indian people. I'm british.

chem carol by MaharajaMac October 24, 2003

courtesy carol 

The hooker you meet at your local patty's diner, who is courteous enough to give you a small fry with a 10 cent BJ.

Bob: "I went to patty's the other day"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"

courtesy carol by kacissA September 26, 2008

BJD CAROL 

Very attractive girl / woman. Often causes jealously in friends and housemates. All girls want to be her, all men want to be with her. Complete all rounder. Intelligence, good looks, charm, everything. A true catch that should not be let go of. Others should resign themselves to fact that she is in another league (ie a higher one)

You're so jealous just because you're not BJD CAROL

BJD CAROL by rustyrip April 6, 2010

ms.carol 

Its a cool person who likes kids and is a good teacher to all

Ms.Carol is the best

ms.carol by Jubineu September 29, 2017

Kylie Carol 

Kylie carol is a homosexual whore that has a piss and bondage kink

“i heard kylie carol has some wild kinks man”

Kylie Carol by kylieshitstain November 28, 2021

Lewis Carol's stories

A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.

Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."

Lewis Carol's stories by Minty Mochis December 7, 2021