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Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".
Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy
by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011
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cheese butcher

The section of the supermarket where you get slices of cheese next to the deli meat counter. Not to confused with meat butcher
Yesterday I needed some Swiss and cheddar so I went to the cheese butcher
by HelloJoomla November 30, 2017
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Reiki-buttered

Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .
This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.
by DianaTremaine February 22, 2019
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The Butcher of Hue

The Butcher Of Hue is a online legend from the hit PC game Battlefield Vietnam from Electronic Arts.
The Butcher Of Hue was a player who managed to spawn kill over 100 players in one round via mortaring the USA starting point until the server crashed .
The other players ran for the hills when they heard "The Butcher of Hue" was in town
by TiGABE January 11, 2020
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Spread Butcher

The action of a person displaying their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape.
Shazza round got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend
by belogicless September 29, 2020
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Matthew Butchard

One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!
“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”

Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”
by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023
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open up a butcher shop

When two people are going to have a disagreement. As in, "there's enough beef between us to open up a butcher shop".
Mike: Oh shit, Bobby stole Jimmy's girl.
Dan: Those guys are going to open up a butcher shop.
by LaffeyTaffy December 18, 2012
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