hot burgle

When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.

by meatlocker January 16, 2011

shoulder the burden

Accept responsibility

It is part of a manager's job to shoulder the burden of complaints made by guests.

by CansuHoca July 12, 2016

poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

by Megan got thrown down the stairs June 11, 2006

burble

A large floating balloon covered in many smaller balloons with lights that change. First seen at the Phish- Festival 8.

That burble was super heady durning the Hood.

by guf November 3, 2009

jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.

1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.

by John March 30, 2003

bundled

A word derived in scituate mass usa meaning highly in toxicated

dude guy im wicked fuckin bundled right now I may have given this chick a rim job

by bundlemeister October 23, 2008

Burnley

Chav capital of the universe. An old milling town. In the top 10% worst towns in the whole of england. PLEASE LET ME LEAVE THIS PLACE

Burnley is the worst town ever for chavs

by Omegadragon November 24, 2006