Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

Suck the chrome off a bumper by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Dumper-Bumper 

A reinforced toilet seat for fat/chunky people. Commonly found in trailer parks.

Damn, Aunt Bessie I didn't know you had a dumper-bumper!

Dumper-Bumper by the dumper-bumper bandit February 25, 2009

Humper Bumper 

1. Nown - Butt
2. Nown - Ass
3. Nown - Backside
4. Nown - Booty

Check out the humper bumper on that chick.
That girl has a thick humper bumper.

Humper Bumper by wile September 8, 2013

bizkit bumper

A Bizkit bumper is someone who likes the band 1990s/2000s Nu Metal band, Limp Bizkit.

My friend just bought a Limp Bizkit cd, he must be a Bizkit bumper

bizkit bumper by idunnoaha May 24, 2021

donut bumper 

A slang term describing a homosexual woman,
insinuating that she humps other female's crotches.

That unusually large lady over there is a donut bumper.

donut bumper by DeeBoz December 19, 2005

i support law enforcement bumper stickers 

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims

dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time

i support law enforcement bumper stickers by littlejimmie March 6, 2019

Cunt-Bumper 

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.

Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!

Cunt-Bumper by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010