Bollockfuck

The act of a man pleasuring a woman by inserting their testicles into a woman's vagina

Man: Do you want me to bollockfuck you?
Woman: Okay then

by Doubtful wanderer March 14, 2011

Sc-bollocks

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.

Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!

by 'Duke' September 10, 2012

bullucks

This is not a word. If someone says this word they mean 'bollocks'. If you pronounce it incorrectly then you need to learn to use 'O' instead of 'U' or stop saying the word.

Kristina: "OH BULLUCKS!"
Tom: "Erm, no, it's bollocks, Kristina. Get it right!"
Evon: "No Tom! I'm always right and its bullucks."
Tom: "Neither of you can have a say in this, you are from America, it's a British swear word. BOLLOCKS!"

by no_forks January 23, 2007

bollock face

one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum.

Oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock!!!

dave, you bollock face......

by Nicky J February 9, 2004

bollocks

British term, an exclamation of something bad or said when something bad happens. Antonym is dog's bollocks (the).

I can't stand this. It's utter bollocks.

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004

bollockytwatbag

An insult when nothing will fit.

1. You are a fucking... erm..... bollockytwatbag
2. Liam Gallgher
3. Jenn

by Dave Beckett November 15, 2006

Bollocks

A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings

That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong

by Duncan September 26, 2003