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Bruce Gender

the name given when a woman is so muscular, so ripped, to the point of being borderline man-ish, that in lieu of a mustache or other body hair, it is hard to identify what gender they are or most identify with.
I was at the front desk of my gym waiting to get a protein bar when I noticed I was standing in the shadow of the person behind me. They were soooo big, I couldn't tell if it was a man, woman, or just another Bruce Gender situation.
Bruce Gender by Capt Kewl August 9, 2015
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bruce the bus driver 

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers

bruce job 

the act of rubbing ones penis up and down the collar bone of their partner whilst tonging their ear until ejaculation
'hey andy, that bruce job you gave me last night was ... just awful'
bruce job by sling arm January 23, 2009

bruce wayne 

easy...he's the dark knigh...aka batman!
Whoops, I just spoiled who Bruce Wayne really is!
bruce wayne by World Domination February 9, 2005
An STD contracted from a woman.
This is a reference to the singer/songwriter Bruce Cockburn
I should never have played hide the sausage with that skank. She gave me the Bruce!
The Bruce by D. Money March 2, 2008

Bruce Almighty 

1. A biopic about Bruce Campbell. Starring Jim Carey as Bruce Campbell and Morgan Freeman as God.

2. Nickname of b-movie icon Bruce Campbell.
1. Guy 1: I don't think Bruce Almighty is about Bruce Campbell, dude.

Guy 2: You shut your whore mouth if you think you can besmirch the good name of Bruce Campbell.

2. Bruce Campbell killed so many demons, hell spawns, zombies, and just general ugly things that he shall henceforth be know as Bruce Almighty.
Bruce Almighty by Ram Saimi February 22, 2012

Bruce Ringsting 

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.
I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.
Bruce Ringsting by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012