bachelor bomb

When a single man (or Dad who's bach'ing it for awhile) is a domestic shit show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).

Sorry bro, I can't come over to watch the game-- I just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and Elizabeth gets back tonight so I need to clean this shit up post-haste.

by Marauder12 July 7, 2016

Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.

My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.

by Chieftank January 2, 2019

de-bachelorize

verb (-ing, -ized)
the act of replacing typical bachelor decor in the home with items considered more feminine.

"Jessica just moved in and has started to de-bachelorize my place."
"Amy de-bachelorized Todd's home by putting that duvet on the bed."

by stew1234 April 28, 2009

Bum Bachelor

A term used to describe a homosexual who lives by themselves and are generally lonely. Bum Bachelor is also used in a derogatory state to imply someone is gay but no gay man/woman wants them.

'Hey Jonathan you're a bum bachelor!'
'I know, i'm such a gay loner.'

by Mitchnut June 22, 2012

Technically a bachelor day

Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.

I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day

by Literallydeadinside February 11, 2019

Bachelor Party Bitch out

—Verb phrase - To avoid one's responsibility to friends and roommates who are set to be betrothed; renege; back out usually with excuses that are found wanting

—Origin:
2004; akin to Muthin Out, Streiffin out

—Synonyms
1. See Blazin Out

— Antonym
1. Loyal
2. Righteous

Dude Andrew is pulling a bachelor party bitch out because his mom is in town, sad part is he's making her sleep on the floor.

by Shaved Ape Baby February 20, 2010

batchelor

A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.

If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.

by QuacksO April 3, 2019