blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

Real Breaking Nate

A great Poketuber. He loves Psyduck.

Real Breaking Nates videos are the best!

by Hopeanddespair2134🍄 June 11, 2021

Buck Breaking

When you project your homoerotic fantasies onto someone else, especially if those homoerotic fantasies include race play.

Bill: "Hey did you see Tariq walk into that BDSM club last night? Why was he dressed like indiana jones?"
Joe: "Oh he's buck breaking, that's a whip for his roleplay he makes other people do"

by ImTooOldForThisShit June 10, 2021

breaking my neck

When you absolutely care about someone enough to do anything for them even when they don't want or need your help you broke your neck for them or looking out for them when you know they need someone to care for them

You really going to choose her over me when I was the one breaking my neck for you

by AboogieLongLostDaughter February 26, 2017

Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientific way to say go commit not alive.

"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

breaking-twentys-aphobia

A semi-rare condition where one has a consistent fear of breaking a twenty dollar bill in any situation. At no time will this person break a twenty and would rather starve than do so. There is no yet proven remedy or cure for this horrible, crippling condition.

Tim Tribone has "breaking-twentys-aphobia"

by seanmckay October 19, 2008