Skrampled Banonos

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.

Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.

by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th April 10, 2010

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biranosaurusfucktard

Someone who you just absolutely fuckin hate. A person who constantly goes behind your back and keeps stabbing you. Actually you can just call anyone this out of pure hatred and it is gauranteed to make you or the surrounding people laugh. Also if someone just make a completely dumbass mistake........who the fuck am i kidding the name explains itself just call someone it and your day will be better. If you are smart enough you will know the right time and place to use this. So i am actually wasting my time with this stupid fuckin definition

haha! look at that biranosaurusfucktard, he just shit himself!!

OMG my wife is a biranosaurusfucktard, she just backed up into the garage again.

That stupid biranosaurusfucktard had sex with my girlfriend again!

Wait! I'm the biranosaurusfucktard for still dating this girl.

by Johnny Beastly September 12, 2011

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