branch rat

A FUCKING SQUIRRELS

I shoot that fucking branch rat this morning for eating my damn Apples

by Goober smooches August 6, 2020

sandy branch

When you're having intercourse on a beach.

Yeah man, I gave her the sandy branch after sunset.

by jaredg August 2, 2017

branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.

Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.

by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021

That tree has a branch

It means then someone that looks like a female but its actually a male
This can be used for femboys

Freind1: bro meadow look fine asf Imma hook her up
Freind 2 : broThat tree has a branch

by FLWZY November 1, 2025

Branch

Another word for a moron, an idiot, or something that is stupid/unintelligent

Yo Johnny, did you see that kid over there? what a fuckin branch

by branchman123 November 13, 2019

Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.

John was late for class because he was taking a branch.

by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020

Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.

The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.

by Manager December 16, 2004