a literal god amongst men, honed to the max from a young age into an absolute house of human, can deadlift the amount of times hes fucked your mother (1000)
by notdickybrah June 16, 2022
"Brah me that hundy broseph"
"Thanks for brah-ing me that satchel"
"You brah-ed me that hundy real nice"
"Thanks for brah-ing me that satchel"
"You brah-ed me that hundy real nice"
by Frumundah January 07, 2010
A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.
Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.
by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019
friend: Brah Brah you goin to the movies wit yo gurl tonight?
me: Ya I actually got a life other than playn fortnite so huh yap.
me: Ya I actually got a life other than playn fortnite so huh yap.
by Queenyboo November 28, 2018
by MoistYogurt August 14, 2020
the way a unemployed uneducated houso says thanks whilst being incarcerated
when a lad or crackhead leaves ya house with their crack in hand after ya just shouted the fein'in grub..
when a lad or crackhead leaves ya house with their crack in hand after ya just shouted the fein'in grub..
mad as my brah
by hbcab September 17, 2021
A name often used to describe a stereotypical “crypto bro”.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
“If you’re a guy, and you love your image SO much, does that make a fumbler brah homosexual”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”