Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth
Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
mugGet the Magic broccolimug.

Broccoli

Refers to a serious argument between vegans
Man he stirred up some serious broccoli
by Lescargaut_ March 27, 2020
mugGet the Broccolimug.
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
mugGet the eat your carrots and broccolimug.

Broccoli

Be very cautious around a broccoli.
No not the broccoli you get with your dinner.
I mean a 6ft tall veggie boy.
This broccoli usually takes the form as a Burt.
They are usually harmless but I’m telling you he could be the one to take over the world.
Yo broccoli is such a fun guy!

I’m telling you broccoli will be king one day
by MidgetGirl101 October 15, 2020
mugGet the Broccolimug.
an act where you eat all the broccoli in the fucking grocery store,
your going to need t get your partner to start a fire using only the tree you cut down with your bare hands,

proceed to light a fire out doors with 13 people total, 12 all around, 1 in the middle, while the fire is lit the guy/girl will shit in the fire. creating toxic fumes that all the others will begin to smell and make them question life.
"i pulled off a broccoli cole forrest fire with the boys lat night, yeah... yeah... donny feels like shit bro"
by jack the giant mehoff March 30, 2022
mugGet the broccoli cole forrest firemug.

Pocket Broccoli

I can’t match that gram, but I do have this pocket broccoli…”
by Heartmilker September 24, 2023
mugGet the Pocket Broccolimug.

broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.
I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.
by Kelvie September 25, 2020
mugGet the broccoli seatsmug.

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