Bowser

1. A cross of a turtle and a dinosaur.

2. A person who is a fat ass and kiddnaps princesses as a hobby.

1. That turtle and dinosaur had a baby bowser!

2. Princesses Toadstool, Zelda, and Bubblegum were all kiddnapped by a bowser!

by pooploser64 January 13, 2013

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Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008

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Bowsette

A fanmade character who appeals to homosexuals

I didn't know Bowsette was this popular

Friend: Yeah thank the homosexuals

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

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Bowshank

adj. 1) An act so horrible, that you cringe every time you mention it.

n. 2) Something not legit. Deemed inappropriate and unnecessary.

"Dude, why did you have to eat my hamburger, you already stole all my fries! That is such Bowshank!"

by Rocky "D Lux" Balboa December 6, 2011

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Bowser

A fire breathing turtle that somehow always gets his ass kicked by an Italian plumber. He also is sexually obsessed with princess Peach to the point where he'll capture her hundreds of times, even if he knows he'll end up getting an ass whoopin' every time.

Peach: "Why do you always capture me? You know Mario is just gonna kick your ass again like he always does."
Bowser: "Shut up, maybe this time it will be different."

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

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