Ted Cruz Booze Snooze

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

by HeveStarvey July 17, 2016

boozebag

One who loves booze. Similar to booze-hound.

I see you've been on the sauce again, Dukie, you fucking boozebag!

by Gheorghe Hagi August 8, 2005

Booze Shoes

the alcohol soaked footwear received after attending a show at a questionable venue.

The Zero Progress show last night at the Hazmat gave me booze shoes. They smell horrible!

by apocalyptic convulsions December 2, 2010

Boomed

When someone is extremely mentally compromised while competing in an activity

Andrew: "Why is New York playing so terribly now? They looked fine earlier."
Conner: "They are boomed"

by Butters_PC November 9, 2019

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 17, 2009

Bean boozled

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. Like the jellybeans, when you go down town you don’t know if you’ll end up eating moldy cheese or baby wipes.

When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings, he knew he had been bean boozled.

by DrivingMsCrazy January 11, 2018

got booked

A word used when some one is caught.

omg i got booked yesterday for...doin whatever

nigga1:where were you man, shit you missed the beef!
nigga2:i got booked for shit so na, wasn't there.

by nunovyobiz June 29, 2007