berich

a wanker

look at that gay berich

by steven August 6, 2003

Beeriod

A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.

Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder

Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.

Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod

Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!

by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014

Baerista

A very attractive barista, one who goes the extra mile with that drizzle or whipped cream that has you feeling some type of way l

Baerista put extra drizzle in my caramel macchiato. I better get his number.

by doucheski September 5, 2015

Beeriod

When you spill beer on your crotch

Guy #1 (spills beer on his pants) Oh my god I just had my BEERIOD
Guy #2 ha ha pussy

by BEERPANTS December 15, 2010

Beering

the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.

Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer

by *Cookie-Monster* February 9, 2010

Beringia

The strip of hair underneath the ear that some unfortunate males (and some very unfortunate females) have that connects ones sideburns to the hair on the back of their head. The name is derived from the land bridge that at one point in time connected Russia and Alaska through the Bering Strait.

"That dude has mad Beringia."

by uberben December 15, 2008

beeritated

To become irritated because of alcohol, or the lack of.

Ex1-
"So my brother said he couldn't buy us beer."
"Damnit."
"Hey, what is your problem?"
"I really wanted to get drunk tonight..."
"You sound beeritated."

or

Ex2-
"Man, I was so drunk last night."
"Yeah, you started a fight with Jim."
"Oh man, I must have been beeritated."

by 420toker69 January 28, 2009