BlimpSkimp

Some random dude on the internet who's name is Jason and also is known as Microwave Man. Any other information has been kept classified

"Blimpskimp is super smart, but super gay." Said the now-deceased ArixSage.

by AnonymoElonMusk October 6, 2019

bimpse

a polite way to say fart.

Oops, I bimpsed.

by fried November 19, 2003

Blumpsmash

(1) adj. A total stoner

(2) The act of getting hit on the head or body by a friend accidentily while intoxicated or under the influence of marijuana.

He's a total blumpsmash.... or "Oh My...who the....? what the...? wicked blumpsmash?"

"Hahahah.... did you see that blumpsmash?" "Yeah she was a total blumpsmash!"

by MmmKelly January 9, 2006

Blimpin' low

Since "Blimpin'" means getting high, "Blimpin' low" means one of two things:
1. Relaxing without the use of drugs (usually used around those getting high)

2.Coming off of your high.

"Want some pot?"

"Nah, I'm blimpin' low today."

by ZDF Fawkes November 29, 2009

Blumpster

giving a blumpkin to a bum in a dumpster

Man it sucks being homeless but i forgot all about that when that bitch gave me a Blumpster last night

by EndLeSsRaGE March 31, 2011

Blimpotence

A fat guy who can't get it up (get an erection).

"Whoa, that drunk chubby guy over there probably suffers from blimpotence". He's no Ron Jeremy!".

by Angry Wolverine November 27, 2012

Blimp-on

to continuously be working and improving one's current situation.

..Having a good year and my intension is to blimp-on -Lupe Fiasco

by Eddie Huxtable August 24, 2013