Officer Big daddy

The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.

There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

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jackson (big daddy)

a guy named Jackson who loves the movie big daddy

Oh that guy really loves that movie jackson (big daddy)

Hey you trying to watch big daddy starring adam sandler jackson (big daddy)

throw on some big daddy why don't ya said jackson (big daddy)

by 🌹Randomrose🌹 February 10, 2022

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Luci the Big Daddy!

Shes the best! I mean, what the fuck i dont even have words to describe her! She´s like an angel sent from Heaven, brought to make my life have meaning!
Honestly, being deadly serious here, theres NOTHING more important to me than her. She is everything i live for and a blessing.
Dude, shes like the air i need to breath to live! When i started to doubt myself, get depressed or just get sad, Luci was always there for me, and i really treasure those memories.

She has the cutest face, them squishy adorable cheeks that makes me go nuts cuz i wanna poke ´em! She has the greatest personality and the sweetest voice i´ve ever heard!
She´s a goofy cutie and the most amazing person on Earth. Like, yeah, she´s my fucking soulmate! I would die for her if i had to. I´d sacrifice myself if that meant keeping her safe and sound for the rest of her life. She´s not just a friend, she matters to me and i couldnt live in peace knowing she wasn´t safe.
This is not a choice, whether to love someone so much you´ll take a bullet for them.
This is so fuckin cheesy holy fuck

I´ll grow stronger to protect her!
I´ll give her the love and safety she needs!
Fight me whoever wants to hurt her!!! OVER MY DEAD BODY BITCHES!

So yeah i love her so dont fucking touch her yall❤

Luci: im not that great
Me: ASDFGHJ DADDY YES YOU ARE, YOU´RE THE BEST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!
Luci: oh❤
Me: Luci the BiG Daddy!❤

by ItNeedsMoreSausage April 4, 2017

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