Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 17, 2010

Bernie

An absolute retard who is sitting next to me

Reeetaded! Bernie stop sucking!!

by SquidbirdEatsAll December 6, 2019

Bernie Sanders

A corporate and NRA owned fraud who gave us Trump once and almost did a second time. A career politician whose real views are almost as far right as Mitch McConnell. Without him, Hillary Clinton probably would've gotten two terms.

Bernie Sanders's sham revolution failed before it even started both times.

by Hillary Clinton Fan June 13, 2023

Bernie-Journey

When walking starts to reminisce that of world, renowned transcontinental walkers. There’s no end destination in mind. Not for those who walk down the block and say “hey that was a workout.” These are town to town level journeys.

“God what took you so long, what were you on a bernie-journey or some shit?”

by Moped Mark August 9, 2025

Berny

He is hot

Berny: I am hot
Matthew and Natan: We know

by Your Hot Mom/Berny February 1, 2021

gay bernie

When you plan a social event with a group and only 3/5 of the people show up

Man looks like it’s another Gay Bernie today.

by Bobthepooper September 28, 2017

Bernie

Two bitches

Bernie equals two bitches

by FounderoftheUrbanDictionary November 20, 2022