Mechatronics Engineering

A stressful department in futo strictly made for people who can handle depression and heartbreak. A place that bends the back and humbles the soul.

He has been mechatronised, that's why his sick.

Mechatronics Engineering

by Funnyfreakc July 2, 2021

Appalachian engineering

When no one makes what is need to successfully make something functional

Unable to purchases proper parts so Appalachian engineering to fabric what is needed to make something work.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.

Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Social Engineering

Often a tactic used by Team Avolition during their Minecraft Griefing videos. Rather that simply destroying a building they tear the entire structure down, put down dirt & plant saplings so that the moderators and admins cannot roll back the damage.

“No don’t leave the house, that’s a bad idea. What you do is a little social engineering instead and tear the house to the ground, put dirt & plant saplings so that they can’t tell where it was and they can’t use Big Brother to roll back the damage because it won’t be able to tell what was built and what was naturally there.” -Storm_Surge

by The Merc With A Mouth August 18, 2023

Software Engineering

The Oompa Loompa of Science

Software Engineering is the Oompa Loompa of science.
I have been called an Oompa Loompa

by The looser September 25, 2023

hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.

1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead

by cokezeroguzzler August 5, 2024

ego-engineering

When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.

James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.

by code-dave August 12, 2024