bageling

you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.

bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*

by leahzzzz March 1, 2008

baegel

a cuter way of saying bae
if you both like bagels try out this word

"hey you're my baegel"
"what?"
"like bae but baegel"

by jessie904 July 21, 2014

Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 18, 2009

beelzebub

Beelzebub, a translation of Baal-zebub. Both translate to Lord of Flies (more commonly), or Lord of the Dungheap. Because flies often gather around decaying corpses and as well spread disease, the term is symbolic for Lord of Death, Decay, Disease, etc. Beelzebub is either used as a synonym for Satan himself, or, as was made popular in Paradise Lost, as Satan's second-in-command devil.

You cast out devils by Beelzebub, chief of devils. (Accusation made toward Jesus, meaning he casts out devils by calling upon Satan.)

by Matt Miller May 28, 2004

Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

bagels

a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece

mr.stinky whom likes bagels is Gary Coleman in disguise

by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004

bagelry

Place where bagels are bought and sold. Often found in places like New York City, although many are scattered around the country. Similar to and stemming from bakey.

I work at the local bagelry, where I slice, toast and cream cheese bagels

by Katharine December 1, 2003