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batman

An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??

Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by TruthSpkr December 10, 2008
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Batman

HIV and AIDS virus. I saw this on a Wrap-it-up type special on BET. The forever part comes from the virus being uncurable, and the Batman part comes from the movie, Batman Forever.
"Yeah yall might call it HIV and Aids, but we call it Batman, cause it's FOREVER!"
by Khicks8 November 29, 2007
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batman

somebody who thinks they are cool and mysterious, but is in fact an absolute tool
for exapmle
Tom-"hey where were you at the party dude?"
Chino-"i had to take care of some business."
*Chino shifts his bag with a red stain on it*
Tom-"...thats ink isnt it?"
Chino-"...yeah...yeah, it's ink."
Tom-"dude you're a total batman"
by Tom-of-the-dance January 24, 2007
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Batman

When a girls cleavage is rocking and it makes the shape of batwings. Showing alot of boobs or cleavage. A way to warm people their showing too much boob.
"Nicci, Batman dude!"

"Oh sorry lemme fix that"

"no....its cool..."
by Ms.Mae November 15, 2009
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batman

1)amazing athlete(in most cases, hockey player) loved by all, but has a few anger problems. if something doesn't go his way, he will bail. but stil ends up being forgiven anyways because he's just so..amazing.

2)the act of at one time having pretty bad acne, and it suddenly clearing fast.
1)cole: dude where did you go for the last game?
james: I was pissed because coach didn't play me.
cole: wtf? he was going to play you last period but you never showed up.
james: my bad..I have anger issues. sorry.
cole: man, your such a batman. we woulda owned if you woulda stuck around!
james: well, we still took first.
cole: you have a point..so what are you doing this weekend?

2)girl one: Holy god have you seen Cody?
girl two: OH yeah, he was by the stairs like 2 minutes ago!
girl one: he looks really hot..it's like, wow. his acne just dissapeared!
girl two: yeah. I guess he pulled a batman!
by skeebergen April 28, 2008
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Batman into the snyderverse

Upcoming book about batjune (junior grimes Batman) who ends up traveling through timelines or alternate universes where he encounters batfleck (ben affleck Batman) AND the beloved Nolan Batman (Christian bale Batman) as batjune must stop the evil WB studios from destroying all of the multiverse.
Batjune is the main protagonist of said book who regards Nolan Batman and batfleck as the GOAT who act as mentors to the younger Batman.

Batman into the snyderverse is DCs into the spiderverse

The most anticipated comic book is almost here “Batman into the snyderverse”
by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022
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The Batman 2022

Staring Robert Pattinson or as i call Rob Bat Bat’n Bat as Batman

This film is directed by Matt reeves Famous for directing the planet of the ape movies. this new take on Batman is Young and unexperienced, Bruce Wayne in this movie isn’t the playboy we all’ve gotten to know, this version of bruce is isolated, cut off from the world and doesn't yet use his fortune for good beyond the cowl. His allies James Gordon Jeffrey Wright, Selina Kyle Zoë Kravitz, Alfred Pennyworth Andy Serkis All Contribute unforgettable roles in this Film, although fans are divided on SPOILER the Jokers Barry Keoghan appearance in the end of the movie. Long story short The Batman 2022 Is An Amazing Peice Of Media that everyone should see, some say it might even rival The Dark Knight 2008
THE BATMAN 2022 Makes you feel like Spiderman. 101/10 -IGN
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