Tom-of-the-dance's definitions

batman

somebody who thinks they are cool and mysterious, but is in fact an absolute tool

for exapmle
Tom-"hey where were you at the party dude?"
Chino-"i had to take care of some business."
*Chino shifts his bag with a red stain on it*
Tom-"...thats ink isnt it?"
Chino-"...yeah...yeah, it's ink."
Tom-"dude you're a total batman"

by Tom-of-the-dance January 24, 2007