barney

A pedophile dressed up in a purple dinosaur suit.

Barney really *plays* with the children these days

by All user names unavaliable July 5, 2007

Barnes and Noble

Synonymous with the action of dropping a deuce due to the fact that the Barnes and Noble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to pinch a loaf in public.

I shouldn't have had White Castle last night; I really have to drop a Barnes and Noble.

by Dizzle72 July 14, 2011

barney

n. A somewhat derogatory term for a Harvard University student, heard mostly in the greater Boston area; from "barnyard," the old term for the land which Harvard now occupies.

the films, "Good Will Hunting," "With Honors," etc.

by wayfarer April 27, 2005

barney rubble

rhymes with trouble - Cockney rhyming slang.

Stop muckin' about or theres gonna be barney.

He got into some barney last night.

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

Barney purple

{adjective}
A shade of violet reminiscent of the color of children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur.

"I had to get them to re-paint the whole room. I am NOT having my living room Barney purple!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

Bullshit Barnes

Quite similar to Hogan; Hates sports; Lies frequently, and is excessively fond of the PENIS.

Come on, Harrison, you know that's not true. Don't be such a bullshit barnes!

by bob335 June 11, 2011

Barney

1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.

1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.

by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005