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Barfing Glitter

Barfing glitter is a phenomenon that occurs when someone is such a disgustingly "perfect" little Mary-Sue that glitter begins to form in their gastronomical places (stomach, intestines, etc), and causes such buildup that needs to be extricated from the body in some way.
Aforementioned Mary-Sue-like person will then begin to gracefully vomit, pouring glitter upon everyone (s)he meets.
Girl #1: Wow, Mr. Brown! Cool shoes!
Girl #2: You're just barfing glitter everywhere...
by The-Walrus-Is-In December 29, 2010
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Barren Womb

What a woman would have after having an abortion!
Those nasty Abortion supporting woman will forever have Barren Wombs.
by Concerned Parent October 28, 2020
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Barren

Synonymous with being a piece of shit. Constantly treating women like object for his own gain
Also someone that doesn’t know how to convey their feelings, hence seeming barren
Look at Barren being Barren again! I can’t stand him sometimes.
by Bigchuckky October 20, 2019
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Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.
"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."
by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011
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barfangled

To be so hungry that when you get to a buffet or whatever, you can eat til you puke.(not to be confused with Bulemia)
"Dude I'm so barfangled, lets go to the all you can eat smorgasboard"
by stu pedasso November 3, 2006
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Bartender in the bedroom

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.
Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk
by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011
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