Barberism

The Barberism Religion is a sacred religion, consisting of devotees to worshipping Lord Barber. Lord Barber is a man of intellect worth a religion to himself, therefore we needed him in the dictionary. Founded by Chrishan K, we must all be Barberists.

Chrishan K- 'Barberism, Barber forever'
Pranav- What are you talking about Chrishan?
Chrishan K- Don't worry, soon you will be a Barberist too.

by THE BARBERISTS February 12, 2021

Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

by Lebombom February 18, 2025

Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick

i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs

by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022

barber

cool; heat; awesome; swag; above other(s); drip

seeing something that is super well put together, well thought out, or an expression

Ruby: damn his outfits hella tight, look how nicely it’s put together!

Tierney: forreal that shits barber asf

by Tierbey August 14, 2021

Kahlee Maraea Barber

The happiest woman in the world, with her king Daniel by her side

She sat on his cock, and became forever his queen. Mrs Kahlee Maraea Barber to you now

by BLOWJOBQUEEN87 May 31, 2022

Lucy Reseigh Barber

literally the best person ever. extremely beautiful

I fucking love Lucy Reseigh Barber

by johnadamsshatthebed November 10, 2018

Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009