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Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.
by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009
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God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not
by Hezik November 19, 2022
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Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.
Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.
by Lee Kick March 24, 2021
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Barber

A person who is misleading or pretends to not like what he/she is doing
The leader of this Amino is such a barber
by Mundee05 July 26, 2019
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LT Barber

“Damn did u see LT Barber in school today
by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019
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Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs
by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022
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