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The worst sin a man can ever commit. It is the universes number 1 unwritten rule. Baconeggandcheese with no bev is like having a cheeseburger wit no cheese, its like having a dried ass popeyes biscuit with no form of liquid consumption right after. If you order a baconeggandcheese wit no bev, sleep with one eye open. It is the most inhuman and disgusting thing you can possibly order. People who have a baconeggandcheese wit no bev will be the downfall of the human race and have been proven by my fantastic psychological skills that these people inherit atleast 3 neurological disorders including schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s, and cerebral palsy. I conclude my argument.
NYC enthusiast: yo bro what u want me to order for you.
Random kid: get me that baconeggandcheese.
NYC enthusiast: alright cool, what bev you wan-
Random kid: no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: wait what?
Random kid: I said no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: y- your joking right? (Chuckles lightly)
Random kid: Nigga, I said no bev.
Nyc Police: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR HAVING A BACONEGGANDCHEESE WITH NO BEV! *shoots civilian 20 times in the chest*
by Bigassballs69 May 6, 2022
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Making bacon

Paul and Sally were making bacon.
by TonyTheSkunk March 13, 2004
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Bacon Ass Ho

A slutty girl from Tampa whose ass is so wide, it's like a side of pork.
"Dude, I can't believe you got with that fat chick. She's a bacon ass ho!"
by Kristaline September 25, 2009
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Baconface

Condition caused by excessive whiskey consumption, especially prevalent amongst older Scottish gentlemen. traditionally treated by wrapping a muslin cloth, or bastard rag, around the face.
Alex's drink problem has turned him into an old baconface.
by Torchy the Battery Boy December 2, 2010
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Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.

Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.

Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.

Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.

Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)

Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.

Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.

Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.

Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.

*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
by nathan March 29, 2005
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emergency bacon

This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
"Oh man, I've had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up."
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
by TalksQuietly October 8, 2017
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bacon sails

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.
In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"
by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007
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