Baconface

Condition caused by excessive whiskey consumption, especially prevalent amongst older Scottish gentlemen. traditionally treated by wrapping a muslin cloth, or bastard rag, around the face.

Alex's drink problem has turned him into an old baconface.

by Torchy the Battery Boy December 02, 2010

baconfaced

To be drunk absolutely shitfaced in fact.

Lord Scrote, would you care for another gin?

No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally baconfaced and another would make me puke

by mr_Rodan October 25, 2006