Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

Bald Cancer

Bald cancer is another Italian douchbag in school, who is the same Italian as bald Childe but more cancerous

Person 1: where’s bald Childe?
Person 2: you also meant bald cancer

by Kai Wreck Things March 27, 2021

Bald Karen

A Bald Karen is a man-karen that doesn’t have enough hair to be a Ken. It’s more like a Dave. Bald Karens eat at Schlotsky’s and own small fluffy white dogs. When they complain to the manager, they do it in a nice midwestern-y kind of way.

Hey, girl, did you see that Bald Karen over there complaining to the manager, but being too nice about it? That’s a red flag. You know what I’m talmbout?

by BadAtty June 3, 2022

Bald Dog

A bald, floppy, semi-flaccid penis. Usually the post nut, semi-chub.

She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.

I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.

My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Sports Bald

To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.

Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.

by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008

bald kork

AN AMAZING TIK TOKER WHO DESERVES THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHHAHA

bald kork:caca-kun UwU *comes*

by caca-kun official January 19, 2021

bald people

The group of people who have very shiny heads and get smacked alot

Person number1: Yo did you see that group of bald people!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!

by Nobuu August 28, 2020