Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 18, 2009

Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

Cheesy Bagel

a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger

"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"

by Jonas Jakobsen January 11, 2009

throat bagel

When a man wears a button-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.

Dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.

That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?

by GunghoJoe July 1, 2011

wet bagel

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.

Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.

by Stephen Vassen April 21, 2007

Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

by Big Indian July 17, 2003