baby

My favorite midnight snack

"what you want to eat"
"b a b y"
"baby?"

by small child, aka: baby October 22, 2019

Baby

Lumps of meat and fat that u have to feed titty milk bc a guys pull out game is weak

Damn that baby is fat as fuck
That man got some weak ass pull out game, I mean look 5 kids like what the fuck

by Phantomwarrior March 26, 2020

baby

Someone who is really messy and spills everything

My baby is a mess, she can't eat her food properly

by loverboy133 January 9, 2015

baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry

Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you

by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021

Baby

An evil, evil thing. A destroyer of worlds, the great Abyss. The Original Sin. When you see a baby on the street, pull out your cross, and run. When you see a baby in the park, in a coffee shop, or anywhere for that matter, you karate chop that motherfuckef into oblivion. For a baby is a thing to be feared and terrified of, not to happy of and worshipped.

Dear God! It's a fucking baby!

by Carroll Creedon November 25, 2021

baby

meal that can be eaten

Babies for breakfast!

by i eat babies February 3, 2003

babies

poop machines.

"Want a free poop machine?"
"Hell no, if you mean babies.."

by Jackthe Ripper August 20, 2008