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baby

A little piece of human flesh that needs nutrients, attention and diapers just to shit, pee and cry
Greg: my baby is useless
Greg 2: I strongly agree with you
by Destroyer of babies September 19, 2021
mugGet the babymug.

Baby

Noun: A small object used for kicking or throwing.
We didn't use a football instead we used a baby.
by 888899990000000 March 23, 2023
mugGet the Babymug.

baby

a sad crying annoying thing that shouldn't exist
man that baby is loud.
by lockinto December 5, 2022
mugGet the babymug.

baby

Someone who is really messy and spills everything
My baby is a mess, she can't eat her food properly
by loverboy133 January 9, 2015
mugGet the babymug.

Baby

An evil, evil thing. A destroyer of worlds, the great Abyss. The Original Sin. When you see a baby on the street, pull out your cross, and run. When you see a baby in the park, in a coffee shop, or anywhere for that matter, you karate chop that motherfuckef into oblivion. For a baby is a thing to be feared and terrified of, not to happy of and worshipped.
Dear God! It's a fucking baby!
by Carroll Creedon November 25, 2021
mugGet the Babymug.

baby

meal that can be eaten
by i eat babies February 3, 2003
mugGet the babymug.

babies

poop machines.
"Want a free poop machine?"
"Hell no, if you mean babies.."
by Jackthe Ripper August 20, 2008
mugGet the babiesmug.

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